...is taking this whole chicken-worship thing very seriously.

...is a civic-minded knitter.

Photo courtesy of Haylee Gilbreath-Ergenekan

Behold the Bike Rack Unitard, designed to keep the rack cozy and the bicycle shiny.

...is not one big happy family.

At least they're straightforward about it.

...has realistic self-esteem.

...survived the 15th annual PDX Adult Soapbox Derby.

It was a darn good time. Here are some highlights.

...has now been told.

...has their favorite local ukulele band, such as The Gentle Surprise. And Dave

...will NOT fix it and make it better.

...has a generous spirit and serious regrets.

...drives a Toyota, Vespa, Subaru or bicycle. Except this person.

...with a white Toyota truck is apathetic and somewhat confused.

...loves a celebrity-named foodcart.

Even if they haven't tried it yet.

...likes having professional weed control goats in the neighborhood.

SE Belmont and 12th Ave.

People keep feeding the goats carrots so they'll stay longer even though the signs say not to do that.